Archive for the 'signifyin' Category

Witch Hunt in Detroit

Monday, March 24th, 2008

The politicians in Detroit are now charging Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick with multiple felonies, for lying in a civil trial about an affair he had.  Seriously?  Doesn’t the political establishment in the nation’s worst economy have anything better to do?  Kwame may be a rogue and liar, but he’s practically a saint in comparison to Coleman […]

The Macropocalypse

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Wow, this could be very, very ugly.  Years ago, I discussed the subprime situation with some CXOs from a couple of the biggest banks in the US, and they knew then that the day of reckoning would come.  They used words like “suicidal” to describe the banks who brought this mess upon us, and were […]

Rap is Dead

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

So Kanye sold more albums than Fiddy.  If Kanye is a rapper, I am done with rap.
Fiddy’s album is better, but you wouldn’t know it based on the tracks they decide to play on the radio and MTV.  The four in rotation are absolutely the worst songs on the album.  Justin Timberlake?  What’s that about?
He […]

Kathy Griffin is Right

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Kathy Griffin has ascended as a professional idol/actress, and has finally earned enough praise and worship to get a little graven image of her own.  Upon accepting her statue, she said “nobody had less to do with this than Jesus”.
“Christians” are outraged.  Outraged, I tell you!!!
I am sure that she probably intended to say, “nobody had less to do […]

Vote for Fiddy!

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

In an Alec Baldwin-esque move, 50 cent has declared that he’ll quit the rap game if Kanye West outsells him.  Kanye West is a no-talent ass-clown poser with no real poetry, so I’m going to pre-order Fiddy’s new album now!