Vote for Fiddy!

In an Alec Baldwin-esque move, 50 cent has declared that he’ll quit the rap game if Kanye West outsells him.  Kanye West is a no-talent ass-clown poser with no real poetry, so I’m going to pre-order Fiddy’s new album now!

6 Responses to “Vote for Fiddy!”

  1. Honestas Says:

    If children think that carrots taste better when they are in a McDonald’s wrapper…

    Probably, teenagers think crime is OK if it is in a 50 cent wrapper.

    All rappers are destructive to society. I’m casting my vote that they both go out of business by refusing to purchase any album.

  2. William Loughborough Says:

    I wonder who gets to decide what constitutes “crime”?

    Probably the controllers of the best-armed thugs.

    Pinochet got arrested/tried/convicted because he wandered into a place with “rule of law” and Kissinger might be avoiding trips to Europe because he’d be subject to a war crimes trial. Is 50-cent even in their league?

    When there are extradition rules that would have extracted Idi Amin from his Saudi sanctuary, we can look at crime/punishment with a bit more detachment.

    Love.

  3. Honestas Says:

    Forget about “crime” for the moment. What is really important is determining what type of food is nutritious for the nation’s children.

  4. Adam Says:

    Does anyone know a resource that is open to the public that will show record sales per album (or total per artist).

  5. Adam Says:

    I’m in I’ll actually pay for an album for a change. Fuk Kayne. I definently like my crime rapped in a 50-cent rapper.

  6. allenjs Says:

    http://www.soundscan.com/index.html is the industry standard, but they charge for access. I think the only way to keep up is work for a radio station, or read the industry magazines. The rap rags will no doubt keep tabs.

    No need to buy fiddy’s album; you could instead choose to tell 5 friends that Kanye sux and balance things out :-)

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